Cat Jokes

Q:When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse!…

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse
me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get
milk stains out?” “Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll
have that stain licked in a minute!”

What is another way to describe a cat? A heat
seeking missile!…

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How many were left? None. They were all copy
cats!

Which big cat should you never play cards with?
A cheetah!…

Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? -
A: Mice cream…

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? -
A: A sourpuss!…

Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A: A Peking Tom!

Cat Jokes ~A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live withfeed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house,pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!

Q: Where do cats write down notes?
A: Scratch Paper!…

Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!

Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!…

Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten     awhole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss!

Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!

Q: How do cats buy things? -
A: From a cat-alogue!…

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”